Have You Heard of the Galadriel Sloth My Bonnie Child?

I am going to write a song called "Have You Heard of the Galadriel Sloth My Bonnie Child?" This is a promise I will later regret.

I am going to bob for muffins.

I am going to slip on spit I inadvertently produced from a motherfucker I walked into.

I am going to memorize a poem.

I am going to pitch a tent on the campus of Apple Hq. With your cousin. Ungh.

I am going to fret.

I am going to connect two nipples. Yes.

And keep squelching the weasel.

minefully yours,

El