TODAY'S WORD IS: HEMATOSPERMIA
n. IT REFERS TO THE PRESENCE OF BLOOD IN YOUR SEMEN. IT IS MOST OFTEN BENIGN AND IDIOPATHIC.
THE WORD'S ORIGINS ARE UNKNOWN (SEE: IDIOPATHY) BUT SOME BELIEVE IT TO BE ARAMAIC.
I DISCOVERED THE WORD IN A PAMPHLET AT THE DOCTOR'S OFFICE.
THE PAMPHLET'S SENTENCE (TPS): "SO YOU'VE GOT HEMATOSPERMIA . . ."
JON'S SENTENCE (JS): "FUCK, I'VE GOT HEMATOSPERMIA . . ."
DON'T CHANGE THAT DIAL. SEE YOU AGAIN SOOOOOOOON.
