summer fucked

this corona is lukewarm
and the condensation's gone.
it's 90 degrees inside
my apartment, and the sun is down.


34 hours till i move out.
28 craigslist responses:
7 were legit, 4 want to meet.
there can be only one.


i told them all to come
at the same time tomorrow.
i might get drunk and propose
a highlander-style duel.







i'm all wet and melty and
my beer's got the sweats.
yesterday's hangover's
still goin' strong... ...