and the condensation's gone.
it's 90 degrees inside
my apartment, and the sun is down.
34 hours till i move out.
28 craigslist responses:
7 were legit, 4 want to meet.
there can be only one.
i told them all to come
at the same time tomorrow.
i might get drunk and propose
a highlander-style duel.

i'm all wet and melty and
my beer's got the sweats.
yesterday's hangover's
still goin' strong... ...