The Flippers of the Great Walrus Embrace Us

I received a dollar bill today at the Chicago Shakespeare Theater which bore a strange marking: A red stamp that reads: "Track this bill at www.wheresgeorge.com." So I did. I entered the year and serial number of the bill into the site's engine and, lo and behold, another entry. 180 days ago, a man or woman, instrument of fate, received this bill at a Cracker Barrel in Kentucky. Cracker Barrel! Cracker Barrel! Cracker Barrel! The flippers of the great walrus embrace us.

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