Collaborated Hormuz

I swear, Facebook is a seer. Today's spambot eye-twister, posed to me upon publicizing the Bulb* via newsfeed, was "Collaborated Hormuz" (Hormuz being a strait in the Middle East). I feel as if this is some kind of riddle, Facebook's advice to an Afghani warlord or shadow government.

I kind of feel like collaborating with Hormuz now. Hormuz could provide the water, I could provide the KOOOL-AAAAAID. By which I mean humanitarian aid. IN POOOWDER FOOOORM. Or medicine and rice. Lost it.

*The Bulb would be a great name for a community goblin paper. It implies both a heaving curvature and progressive thinking.