Guest Post: Jonathon Brady Schaff: I just watched notorious again

Lol is a damp spaniel. It is an indigo Spandex damsel pantser. To pants? Remember middle school? Remember Jonathon Brady Schaff in middle school? Well, here's your man of the hour, the afoooooooreeeeementiooooooned J.B.S.!

"i pack bowls like bags

roll joints like stop signs

im blunt like trauma

you me and yo momma

but yeah I'll smoke first gimme a minute"

Here's the minute in which Jonathon Brrrrraaaady Schaaaaaaff pretends to roll up a joint and smoke it, but really spends the time huddled in the maternal bed describing nightmares of jousting goblins.

Hmm, I quite like the "roll joints like stop signs" line. It applies the excitement of minor traffic violations to drug experiences.

There's a big one coming down the pipe, folks, so big that it we might get a blog clog. See Pt. 2 for the rest of Jonathon's guest post.