Sunday, March 28, 2010

Highlights from Norm Wilson and Eli Halpern's LIVEBLOG of the film HARDWARE

ENTRY REQUEST
ADMIT

"You dont look so bad yourself."
"Merry Christmas, baby."

Robot eye to shower head cascade fade.

Dylan McDermott is greased
bionic hand shower love scene
nipple
robot head watching sex
...analysis...
robot head turned on

Cold sore voyeur with baby shoe collection (never explained)

Sweaty lips in raster screen glow

Ministry live sequence
Montage with cyborg hamlet
Industruction

Barbie melt studio practice

Sweaty lips man in raster screen glow

Vision target
gum disease + ponytail voyeur
mound shot to latex glove cut

Looking through ass hole in paper
references "hershey highway"
gushing perv sequence

reindeer sexy legs against radiation

Lisping computer
I remember smells like apple pie

POWER DRAIN

Proxy rapist
iconic american flag robot skull presides
reclaims head to complete sex machine
art matters

McDermott sports trendy shoulder half cape

"Shades" still wearing shades, meditating in underwear
"My heart feels like an alligator"
fuzzy video chat
"Shades! Shades! Listen to me Shades! Come back Shades!"
Shades touches butterfly
"Jesus Christ it's fucking beautiful" x 2

Robot strikes, saws open mattress
windchimes
TV panic

Cyborg stymied by mattress
voyeur moisturizes eyeballs
sores still in bad condition
chub tongue

Three part fail zoom

"What was that?"
"There's a droid running crazy in my lounge."

Voyeur in vacation outfit
"Moses? Jesus, some name."
"You smoke a lot of dope. Does that make your boyfriend hard?"
trapezoid eyes

"You don't want to keep these closed, you won't be able to see Santa Claus coming."
smokey dead voyeur drilled by robot

Football pads on guard uniform

Appliances co-opted
heat sensor disorientation
checkin' what's in the fridge

ENTRY REQUEST
Shades

Turned down a little

Ankle tackle
heat fuck
Shades is too chill
ENTRY REQUEST
apartment explosion
doesn't realize she's on fire
realized
extinguished

Mysterious wind
wailing of electric guitars
with choral vocals
finger-walkin' bass
entry request sound

ADMIT

Synthesize post new-clear age downjazz (genre)

Comic relief Chinese family
something is wrong with Shades

Dylan McDermott
"You cant fuck with me.
You cant fuck with Moe"

Fractals
death hallucinations
religious (Christian and Hindu) imagery

(this movie lost its pants
wait, is it not over?)

Woman suddenly wearing headband and wielding baseball bat
robot cuts man in half using electronic door controls
DOOR ERROR
"Why don't you come out you power junky?"

"Yeah you can feel me now motherfucker, right inside your mind"

Robot death scene in steamy shower with electric guitars evokes original love scene
crying in the shower with her sloppy lips
"This is what you want, This is what you get" song

New cyborg model creates 800 jobs

Voyeur played by William Hootkins

William fucking Hootkins
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Well, that's all for tonight, folks. I hope you got a vivid impression of the film Hardware from these vignettes.

Sincerely,
(robot) Norm and (robot) Eli

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