hear him cry, see him fry

there once was a baby so sweet,

i knew that i just had to eat.

so full of succulent meat--

it makes my breakfast table complete.

it smells so delicious--

watch it sizzle--

it used to cry

and shit

and dribble.

ten little fingers, ten toes on his feet--

ten little sausage links for me to

EAT

~a collaborative ditty written by sarina, erica, sasha, rachel, and cat