in my experience, some popular asshole third grader asks if you want to join the "pen 15 club." you eagerly agree to, because you would say yes to anything he asked of you. he then tells you that "pen 15" spells out penis when written sloppily and that you are consequently "gay" for having joined the club.
nowadays kids go on tv when things like that happen. remember that awesome little kid who went public when kids were calling him "a homophobic slur" (a gay wad) in school? his dad was sitting next to him giggling through the whole interview.
hee hee. but it worked this time. hee hee. penis.
ReplyDeletei win, you soggy bloghead.
i have been an active member of the pen 15 club since october 3rd, 1998, when my indoctrination elicited a barrage of salty, girly tears.
ReplyDeletei've always wondered: how does one gain admittance to that club? invite only? indoctrinate yonself?
ReplyDeletei don't get it. ......maybe that's the point.
in my experience, some popular asshole third grader asks if you want to join the "pen 15 club." you eagerly agree to, because you would say yes to anything he asked of you. he then tells you that "pen 15" spells out penis when written sloppily and that you are consequently "gay" for having joined the club.
ReplyDeletecue the waterworks!
hahahahaha.
ReplyDeletenowadays kids go on tv when things like that happen. remember that awesome little kid who went public when kids were calling him "a homophobic slur" (a gay wad) in school? his dad was sitting next to him giggling through the whole interview.